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Line 1 of Wuhu Rail Transit consists of 25 stations and 30.46 kilometres (18.93 mi) of track between Baoshunlu station in the north and Baimashan station in the south. It opened on 3 November 2021.
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William Lawrence Gardner was an American third baseman in Major League Baseball. From 1908 through 1924, Gardner played for the Boston Red Sox, Philadelphia Athletics, and Cleveland Indians. He was a four-time World Series champion.
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David John Condon is an English field hockey player who plays as a midfielder or forward for Old Georgians and the England and Great Britain national teams.
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