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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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Nighthawks is the only studio album by American hip hop duo Nighthawks, which consisted of rappers Cage and Camu Tao. It was released on November 26, 2002, under Eastern Conference Records. The album is a rap opera concept album.
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