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Sherrington is a small lunar impact crater that intrudes into the southwest outer rim of the much larger crater Langemak. To the south-southwest is Kondratyuk. Sherrington is located on the Moon's far side and it cannot be viewed directly from the Earth.
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Igor Nikolayevich Kriushenko is a Belarusian professional football manager and former player, who played as a midfielder. He is currently the manager of Naftan Novopolotsk.
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